Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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