She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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