we have officially lost it.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
