i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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