We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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