I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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