there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
she pinky promised me she was 18
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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