he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
