1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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