yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
What's dad's email?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.