Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(404): View more from Georgia

yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"

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(740): View more from Ohio

his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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(816): View more from Missouri

If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Sorry. Im on my way.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...

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(647): View more from Ontario

I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated

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