so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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