can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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