i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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