omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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