There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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