your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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