Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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