we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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