We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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