K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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