I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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