So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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