It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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