1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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