he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
