Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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