This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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