u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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