Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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