Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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