That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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