Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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