I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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