fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
