i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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