Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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