True but thats because hes a fetus.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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