His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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