no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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