I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize