if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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