bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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