Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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