I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
