I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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