At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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