Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
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if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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