The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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