but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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