im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's blow job season.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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