This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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