so that wasnt chicken after all
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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