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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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