Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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