I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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