you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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